Tonight the bests all got together again(minus a few) after drinks were handout(p.s since when did our parents hand it out?!?) and brie was eaten the gossip started to to burst out of everyone. From the coming out stories, to the babies, to the marriage proposals monroe has been busy!! And everyone was in fine form tonight!! I believe all homosexuals were assigned Aids(classy), old boyfriends were made fun of…because after all, only money matters in real life!(sad….but true), and other stories from waxing peoples genitals, to getting high in the driveway. Good times were had by all I am sure.
Peace
xoxo
4 months ago
so i fiiiiiinally got my computer to work again after oh i dont know 8 visits to the genius bar and the Apple store. So now it is fixed and i will updting much more often. I am trying to the comments thing to work but i cant get it to…what evs.
peace
xoxo
4 months ago
i can not believe i forgot a phenomenal quote from a annoying night here’s the quote then i’ll explain
“DOES ANYONE HAVE A LIGHTER?!?!?!?!”-drunken slut
“DRUNKEN WHORE SHUT THE FUCK UP!”-fire drill attendee
this delightful exchange took place during a fire drill…at 2:30am …on thrusday…so everyone was plastered
we had a fire drill at 2:30am because some stupid drunk put popcorn in the mircrowave for about 15 minutes….SMARTY!!!
so now you are all caught up on the drunk happenings at cabrini…
peace
4 months ago
today at lunch this kids behind me yells “BITCH GET ME SOME WAFFLE FRIES!”
I’m almost positive he was completely sincere and not trying to quote unforgivable…mainly because he was also telling his buddy how much he wanted some “fucking waffle fries because they are so fucking SICK!”
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I SAID BITCH!
4 months ago
